Today just isn't Kyle Phillips day. Was it because he had a terrible singing voice? Or maybe it was the vulnerability of such a doughy individual living a plush life that forgot to leave his door unlocked... Whatever random series of events that coalesced into this maelstrom of devastation that is Nicole Bass, Chaos Theory enthusiasts the world over will be delighted. She belittles him, emasculates him, punishes him, slaps him, humiliates him, and uses his head as a stop-gap for the oven door. Poor, poor Kyle.