House Sitting: I was supposed to watch his house for him... Instead I snooped around and found out that Mr. Carsen was a nasty man... Unfortunately, he caught me touching myself and now he wants to tell my dad. What should I do? Lost Puppy: I lost my puppy and this nice man in a long overcoat wanted to help me find it. When his overcoat opened, his thingie popped out... What a naughty man... Please put it away mister...please. My Best Friend's a Lesbian: Overnights...what a wonderful place for girl love to develop. Terrorist: Me and my buddy devised a plan to liberate some dumb young university cunt from her virtue.