These aren't your typical hockey moms. These aren't the types of woman who where the jeans that have the flare-out bottoms, the modest, 1960s hairstyles, or the high-pitched squeal of a voice. Nor are they the tight-ass, authoritarian bossy types. These are the types of hockey moms that could take a puck to the face - figuratively speaking, since by puck, she'd be thinking of a cock! You're skating on thin ice if you think these hockey moms can't take one for the team...or take the whole team!